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Burglar’s Escape Room Blunder: Trapped Thief Asks Cops to Rescue Him

Could an escape room get a better endorsement than being so puzzling that a burglar couldn’t find a way out? A hapless thief in Washington was so perplexed by the adventure game he broke into that he called the police on himself.

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Celebrities Are Planning A ‘Hunger Strike’ To Protest Trump’s Immigration Policies

Celebrities are planning a hunger strike to protest against president Donald Trump's immigration policies. Several wealthy socialites will gather together and punish themselves as a way to beg their rulers to enact a change.  Can anyone guess how this will work out?

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Nevada Brothel Owner Wins GOP Primary

Dennis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and the star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the state Legislature on Tuesday. Hof's victory saw him ousting a three-term lawmaker.

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Darwin Rolls Over In Grave; Again: USGS Warns ‘Don’t Roast Marshmallows Over Lava’

The United States Geological Survey has had to warn people that they should avoid roasting marshmallows over lava.  In 2018, we have warnings for everything, but some of this stuff feels like it should be a "no-brainer."

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Publix Cake Decorator Refuses To Write The ‘Cum’ In ‘Summa Cum Laude’ On Cake

The $70 cake Cara Koscinski ordered to celebrate her son's achievement was "censored." Koscinski's son received "highest honors" (aka "summa cum laude"), yet the cake she ordered to celebrate showed the "cum" prominently bleeped out.

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Witch Hunt! Trump Confuses Twitter With Unexplained Tweet

WITCH HUNT” appears to be a favorite phrase of the president, who has used it multiple times on Twitter.

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A Chinese Restaurant Is Offering Free Food To Diners Under One Condition

A restaurant in China is offering patrons free food, but there’s a catch.  They have to be able to fit through the smallest opening of the gate. This will probably upset and offend those who meltdown over the most inane issues, so if you’re easily offended, perhaps stop reading now.  But the owner of an eatery in […]

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Homeless Man Arrested For Walking Into California Governor’s Mansion

Ten blocks from the capital of California in Sacramento, a homeless man walked into Jerry Brown's mansion.  The homeless man said he figured the sanctuary state politician was "an open-door policy kind of guy."

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Roseanne Barr Responds to Backlash Over Trump Support: ‘I Don’t Give A F–!’

Two comediennes made headlines today, but are on opposite sides of the political spectrum. Earlier, Kathy Griffin took back her apology for posting a picture of herself holding a bloody Donald Trump head, and Roseanne Barr had some choice words for those who dislike her support of the sitting president.

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Drivers Get Quite A Surprise As Giant Duck Rolls Towards Them [VIDEO]

Drivers in the town of Des Moines, Iowa, got quite a surprise last week when a giant inflatable yellow rubber duck came rolling towards them down the road.

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